a pocket dictionary of funny sounding words for a funny looking 21st century
- loquacious (yappy way to say yappy. eg. you may be loquacious but you valid as fk)
- unslay (opposite of slay)
- home is where the homies are at (live with people who inspire you. where you live is one of the most impactful decisions to make in life)
- yappy max (saying a lot but not really saying anything)
- whimsy max (doing interesting things for the sake of doing interesting things)
- preempting ( temporarily interrupting an executing task, with the intention of resuming it at a later time. overthinking and doubting is a form of preempting; constantly switching directions (distraction) when you’re directionally correct)
- “we are SO back” (the lows appreciate the high. it feels amazing to recover from a low, so expect to feel amazing later when you’re feeling low)
- living large (to live like a very wealthy and successful person. i.e. health is wealth: eat good, gym good, sleep good to feel good to do good to be good)
- skill issue (or skill diff when comparing with others) it takes focus and resourcefulness to get good and overcome skill issue. also known as skissue; get better thx
- principle of vibe (if vibe, do it. trust your gut)
- boy math (using funny looking math to delude something into making sense: if I pay for the hotel and ticket for japan right now, i’ll be going to japan for free in a month)
- delulu (you have to be delulu to get anything done)
- coping (to deal with and attempt to overcome problems and difficulties). to do things that make you feel less bad about yourself. most cope is a fleeting sense of hope. lasting cope is just doing the work.
- midwit curve (simplest tends to be best. note-taking software especially)
- big if true (large if factual; if what you are saying is accurate, then this is huge news)
- i’m on that bullshit (pseudo-reason, a plausible-sounding explanation for why you do what you do)
- dialed (focused)
- locked in (even more focused)
- esoteric (back-handed compliment for people who try to sound smart)
- wordcel (master the tongue)
- shape rotator (master the numbers)
- acoustic (pseudo-autism)
- this is the tech (proposed best way to do things)
- cache miss (doing something that’s right most of the times but wrong this time)
- prompt injection (out of distribution event that throws you off)
- GAN (generative adversarial network):you can be great alone, but you can’t be your best alone. you can only achieve your greatest potential is through being challenged by others.
- nakama (life-long friend)
- based (courage to speak the truth; to call out things as it is; seeing reality as it is, not how it should be)
- ngmi: not going to make it
- doomer: replaces trust and abundance with fear and scarcity
- wagmi: we’re all going to make it
- lfg: let’s fking go
- fk it we ball; replace fear and scarcity with trust and abundance
- yessir (sounds good)
- ty king (thank you)
- sg (sounds good)
- mb (my bad)
- np (no problem)
- npc (non-player character; no personality character)
- mc (main character)
- pc (politically correct)
- afk (away from keyboard)
- gm (good morning)
- zamn (damn but more exotic)
- ethnic (PC way to be racist)
- canon (original content)
- filler arc (when you’re passing the time before the training and tournament arc)
- training arc
- tournament arc
- grift of the gifter
- ea (effective altruism)
- gift of the grifter
- e/acc (effective accelerationism)
- minmax (minimizes the worst-case scenario or maximum potential loss)
- minimax (esoteric game theory that shows maximizing the worst case, i.e. the getting a better best worst case is the smart way to play two player zero sum games)
- cooking but nobody is hungry
- lifes guarantees: death, taxes, and yapping
- sussy (kinda suspicious, or sus)
- argmax (looking for excuse to get worked up)
- topological (acoustic way of saying “same”, refers to validity of two arguments comparison. like a stretchy rubber sheet that stays the same no matter how you bend it)
- isomorphic (another acoustic way of saying “same”, like a multilingual conversation that conveys the same meaning regardless of the language spoken. refers to the fact that they’re structurally equivalent)
- short circuit (jumping straight into it, leaving the rest of the brain wondering what just happened)
collected from a verbiage exchange program across imessage group chats